normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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