the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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