Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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