I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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