all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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