Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Randomize
