Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
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Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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