Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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