Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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