My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Randomize
