Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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