craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
