MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm determined to sit on that face.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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