Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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