I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
wow bdsm is so cute
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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