Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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