I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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