she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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