big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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