Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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