Dual....:-)
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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