dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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