hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
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Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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