When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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