Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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