I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
This baby is an asshole
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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