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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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