I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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