I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
