Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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