Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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