your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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