I cockslap morals
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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