She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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