i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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