OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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