The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
