He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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