don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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