Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
