Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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