my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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