let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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