i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i think i have two assholes
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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