That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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