you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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