you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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