I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
not ubering you a puppy
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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