quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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