help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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