I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
