no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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