i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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