I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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