butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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