my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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